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The West Midlands' first men's Roller Derby team

A band of Brummie brothers brought together in February 2012. All skatin', no hatin'!

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How to be a Jammer's Nightmare!

March 20, 2016, 6:45pm - March 20, 2016, 4:30pm

Leasowes High School, Kent Rd, Halesowen B62 8PJ

South Wales Silures and Team England’s MatLOVIN (Matthew Rollings) is leading training at the Crash Test Brummies on Sunday 20th March! Mat says: “I've been punched, kicked, tripped, sworn at, one guy even threw a shoe in anger! I'll show you how to make jammers despair while keeping calm." "We'll cover a few techniques to have maximum effectiveness with minimal effort using some techniques taken from Tai Chi." There is only a very limited amount of on-skates spaces available for this event. ******************************************************************* You must email brummies.training@gmail.com to reserve your space! Please include the title of the event as your subject title. ******************************************************************* NOTE: This is a co-ed session suitable for skaters who have passed their minimum skills only. There will be a scrim at the end, so please bring a black & white numbered top Price: £10.00 (payable at the event) Photo Credit: John Hesse www.facebook.com/john.hesse.902

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How to be a Jammer's Nightmare!

March 20, 2016, 6:45pm - March 20, 2016, 4:30pm

Leasowes High School, Kent Rd, Halesowen B62 8PJ

South Wales Silures and Team England’s MatLOVIN (Matthew Rollings) is leading training at the Crash Test Brummies on Sunday 20th March! Mat says: “I've been punched, kicked, tripped, sworn at, one guy even threw a shoe in anger! I'll show you how to make jammers despair while keeping calm." "We'll cover a few techniques to have maximum effectiveness with minimal effort using some techniques taken from Tai Chi." There is only a very limited amount of on-skates spaces available for this event. ******************************************************************* You must email brummies.training@gmail.com to reserve your space! Please include the title of the event as your subject title. ******************************************************************* NOTE: This is a co-ed session suitable for skaters who have passed their minimum skills only. There will be a scrim at the end, so please bring a black & white numbered top Price: £10.00 (payable at the event) Photo Credit: John Hesse www.facebook.com/john.hesse.902

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How to be a Blocker’s Nightmare!

February 28, 2016, 6:45pm - February 28, 2016, 3:30pm

Leasowes High School, Kent Rd, Halesowen B62 8PJ

Southern Discomfort and Team England’s illBilly (Tomi Illbilly Lang) is leading training at the Crash Test Brummies on Sunday 28th February! illBilly says: "Have you ever started out strong but then felt the burn? Ever felt gassed unable to see through a wall?" "I was thrown in at the deep end against the strongest formations of blockers who just want to land the sweetest block the world has ever seen!" "We will look at using your strength and power in the most effective way. Shaking off blockers with ease and smartly picking apart walls layer by layer.” There is only a very limited amount of on-skates spaces available for this event. ******************************************************************* You must email brummies.training@gmail.com to reserve your space! Please include the title of the event as your subject title. ******************************************************************* NOTE: This is a co-ed session suitable for skaters who have passed their minimum skills only. There will be a scrim at the end, so please bring a black & white numbered top Price: £10.00 (payable at the event) Photo Credit To ZeroGPhotography: www.facebook.com/ZeroGPhotography/

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Thanks to Super Smash Brollers for playing us today at Tattoo Freeze! We had an awesome time and the final score was 162-128 to CTB :-D ...

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SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

After watching the brummies in action at Tattoo freeze this Sunday maybe you'd like to strap on some skates and give it a go!

Here is your opportunity to meet the guys and get your smash on with the brummies!
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Crash Test Brummies Intake

January 31, 2016, 6:30pm

Leasowes High School, Kent Road, Halesowen, West Midlands, B62 8PJ

Do you like a challenge, want to get involved in team sports and fancy a go at the UK's fastest growing full contact sport? The Crash Test Brummies, West Midlands' only men's roller derby league are hosting an intake day for anybody over 18 who wants to find out more about roller derby! Never set foot in a pair of skates? Don't own your own gear? No problem! Our dedicated coaches and mentors will provide you with everything you need to know and lend you the kit to get you started! Thinking about signing up? E-mail us at: recruitment@crashtestbrummies.co.uk to find out more details and to arrange your hire kit! First session is free!!

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HEY YOU!

Want to play the fastest growing sport in the UK with the West Midlands first and only Mens Roller Derby team?!

Our next intake is on the 31st of January:

Crash Test Brummies Intake

Come down and get smashing with the brummies!

Check out our website for more info and future intakes!

www.crashtestbrummies.co.uk
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Crash Test Brummies Intake

January 31, 2016, 6:30pm

Leasowes High School, Kent Road, Halesowen, West Midlands, B62 8PJ

Do you like a challenge, want to get involved in team sports and fancy a go at the UK's fastest growing full contact sport? The Crash Test Brummies, West Midlands' only men's roller derby league are hosting an intake day for anybody over 18 who wants to find out more about roller derby! Never set foot in a pair of skates? Don't own your own gear? No problem! Our dedicated coaches and mentors will provide you with everything you need to know and lend you the kit to get you started! Thinking about signing up? E-mail us at: recruitment@crashtestbrummies.co.uk to find out more details and to arrange your hire kit! First session is free!!

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Brummies are known to smash here in the UK but now some of our boys are starting to smash it overseas as well!

Massive congratulations to Silverback for being selected to represent Ireland in the 2016 Roller Derby World Cup!

Another congratulations going to Anita for representing Netherlands and picking up MVP Jammer at the National triple header last weekend in Belgium!

Brummies smash!
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Here at the Crash Test Brummies we love our officials - so much so that we made affiliation to the league free for 2015!

Our refs and NSOs did us so proud last year that we have decided to treat all officials to free membership again in 2016!

Our head officials, Sleaze, Skew and Terror are always on hand to help train newer officials and our doors are always open to new and seasoned officials that fancy a trip to the Midlands to see what the hype is about, and to find out why our refs are always so bloody smiley!

Make your New Year’s Resolution to get your roller derby officiating fix with the boys in black and yellow, and it won’t cost you a penny!

We train on Sunday evenings, 19:00 – 21:00 at Leasowes High School, B62 8PJ.
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Happy new year from everyone at the Crash Test Brummies!

Was your new years resolution to get more skate time in 2016?

Well great news; here at the Crash Test Brummies we are maintaining our open door policy and encourage anyone (skater or ref) who wants to join in the fun to just turn up and get stuck in!

Training starts back this Sunday the 10th and we'll be blasting the cobwebs away with some scrimmy goodness.

Hope to see you there!
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Hope everyone is looking forward to the weekend as much as we are!

A reminder to our guest skaters that our last two sessions of the year are the 13th and 20th.

Hope to see you all at BEARDi and that you have a brummie smash(ing) xmas & new year!
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More Prizes!! You bearded folk are getting a treat if you win in this raffle! The lovely chaps at The Whiskey Wolf have popped a Howlin' Gift Can into the raffle containing: Beard Oil, Beard Sauce (balm), Mo Wax, Stickers and Badges! If you aren’t able to snap this up at the raffle, panic not, The Whiskey Wolf will also have a stall at the tournament!!

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What's roller derby without a a raffle? In the run up to the weekend we'll be sharing what awesome goodies we will have for all you lovely folks to win, while at the same time helping us to raise funds for the charities. First up, the awesome folks at Mariner Jack have added lovely beard oils and balm to the prizes. Based in Truro, Cornwall, Mariner Jack hand make beard care from natural ingredients from around the World. Check out what lucious goodies you could win for you beard. www.facebook.com/marinerjackUK/?fref=ts

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Congratulations to our new Captain Scotch, and our joint Vice Captains Bad Daddy Yan and ill Billy. :-)

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So, BEARDi is creeping up on us, and we're ready to introduce you to some of the greatest beards you will see on track! Are you ready? ARE YOU READY?? First up is the Captain of the host team Crash Test Brummies! It's Red, White and Beard, er I mean Bruuuuiiiiise! We asked him to tell us a bit about his beard and he says: "Beard length seems to be roughly 7 inches, been growing it for a year and a half, and I'm pretty lazy so I just quickly brush it in the morning to make sure it's not too out of control". If you want to see this beard, and many others then get your ticket now! crashtestbrummies.bigcartel.com/

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