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The West Midlands' first men's Roller Derby team

A band of Brummie brothers brought together in February 2012. All skatin', no hatin'!

Ho Ho Ho! Come and join us for some festive, bashtastic fun! :) ...

The Xmas Big Brummie Bash-Up

December 11, 2016, 7:00pm - December 11, 2016, 3:00pm

Leasowes Leisure Centre.

Ho Ho Hoooold on there! Tis the season to be Bashtastic, and roller derby is such a good gift you dont even need to wrap it! So the Brummies are hosting their Christmas Big Brummie Bash-up event on Sunday 11th Dec which will be a big, Co-ed scrim 7-9pm, £5 in, bring black and white tops! There will be prizes (probably), Yan will bounce you on his knee and ask you if you've been good all year an a festively awesome time wll be had by all. So come on down!

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The Xmas Big Brummie Bash-Up

December 11, 2016, 7:00pm - December 11, 2016, 3:00pm

Leasowes Leisure Centre.

Ho Ho Hoooold on there! Tis the season to be Bashtastic, and roller derby is such a good gift you dont even need to wrap it! So the Brummies are hosting their Christmas Big Brummie Bash-up event on Sunday 11th Dec which will be a big, Co-ed scrim 7-9pm, £5 in, bring black and white tops! There will be prizes (probably), Yan will bounce you on his knee and ask you if you've been good all year an a festively awesome time wll be had by all. So come on down!

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The Xmas Big Brummie Bash-Up

December 11, 2016, 7:00pm - December 11, 2016, 3:00pm

Leasowes Leisure Centre.

Ho Ho Hoooold on there! Tis the season to be Bashtastic, and roller derby is such a good gift you dont even need to wrap it! So the Brummies are hosting their Christmas Big Brummie Bash-up event on Sunday 11th Dec which will be a big, Co-ed scrim 7-9pm, £5 in, bring black and white tops! There will be prizes (probably), Yan will bounce you on his knee and ask you if you've been good all year an a festively awesome time wll be had by all. So come on down!

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A virulent disease has broken out across the roller derby community, turning skaters into blood thirsty Zom-B’s. WFTDA has declared a major Jamdemic.

Six teams of specialists from across Europe have declared their commitment to finding a cure for the disease. The virus is spreading fast and they have only 2 days in which to plan their strategy, use their strengths and skill and secure the sought after antidote trophy. Only one team will be victorious.

Who will save humanity?
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CCR present: JAMdemic! Roller Derby Tournament

October 29, 2016, 9:00am - October 30, 2016, 3:00pm

Doug Ellis Sports Centre

29.10.16 - 30.10.16 Birmingham. England. Doug Ellis Sports Centre. One of the last remaining outposts. A virulent disease has broken out across the roller derby community, turning skaters into blood thirsty Zom-B’s. WFTDA has declared a major Jamdemic. Six teams of specialists from across Europe have declared their commitment to finding a cure for the disease. The virus is spreading fast and they have only 2 days in which to plan their strategy, use their strengths and skill and secure the sought after antidote trophy. Only one team will be victorious. Who will save humanity?

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Derby filled weekends are the best!!! We had a bloody awesome time scrimming with New Wheeled Order on Saturday and Tonight at practice we had MattLovin, Ben Philips and Jones from SWS coaching our session and taking part in our scrim at the end. Thank you to everyone who was there tonight and as always to our awesome officals. We also hope that Chronik (who was meant to be there tonight) feels better soon, the SWS lads couldn't wait to graphically tell us all about your dickie tummy. #newwheeledorder #southwalessilures #mattlovinface #brummiessmashalways ...

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Happy birthday to one of our longest serving Brummies who is FIFTY today! Bad Daddy Yan - we raise our glasses to you, you don't look a day over forty nine. Have an awesome day buddy, hugs and smashes from all the Brummies xx ...

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The Crash Test Brummies are looking for new members to join one of the fastest growing sports in the world. We're a Birmingham based Men's Roller Derby team and anyone age 18 and above is welcome to join (and trust us, you can't be too old!). If you're looking for a new challenge, send us a message over Facebook and we'll be happy to answer all your questions. Skates and kit can be provided if you don't own your own. Give it a try, the first session is free and you won't regret it! ...

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What a day and what a way to end a season!!

Going up against the undefeated The Inhuman League would be our toughest challenge, a real test of our team work and determination!

Both teams playing their hearts out, lead changing constantly throughout the game...

The crowd on the edge of their seats as it came down to the last few jams....

BRUMMIES WIN!! 150 - 146!!

To all the teams in T2, our friends and families and to everyone who helped us reach SECOND place in T2 champs:

THANK YOU!!

BRUMMIES SMASH!!
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Hi folks, today we have some sad news that due to circumstances very much outside our control we are going to have to postpone BEARDI 2016 this year. All teams and officials to whom we are very grateful for their contribution and applications have been informed of this decision. When BEARDI was set up, its twin goals were to provide a platform for up and coming teams across the UK and Europe and to be run completely non profit with all proceeds raised going to fight cancer. We can very proudly say that over the past two years we have achieved these goals and so we will be working hard to bring BEARDI back before you know it. Derby Love always x ...

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Gotta Smash Em All!

Sunday the 31st of July at Leasowes High School Halesowen. The Crash Test Brummies are holding a mixed Co-ed Scrimmage. Taking place between 19:00 and 21:00 if you want to take part then it's £5 entry please bring a black and white scrim top and you could become a PokeBrum Master!!!!
Any Questions let us know below.
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What's better than watching the MRDWC?....watching it with pizza. But..but what is better than watching the MRDWC with pizza? SHOUTING AND SUPPORTING THESE LEGENDS. The Crash Test Brummies wish Silverback, Anita, Rollin Rat, James Brown and former team mate Illbilly the best of luck. ...

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Grow your beard for BEARDi!! Have you got what it takes to be Best beard 2016? ...

Don't forget that BEARDi loves beards so start growing yours ready for our BEST BEARD comptition which will be held on the day! Here is CTB's very own Red, White, and Bruise sporting last year's winning entry (spoiler alert, it has only got more beardy since then!!) The beard is judged by audience voting on the day so send us a photo of your beard (or post below) with a little bit about it (length, luxurience, products used to keep it shiny, etc) and you could be BEARDi's Best Beard 2016! if you have no beard then there is plenty of time to grow/create one so consider this a challenge to your face! Bring on the beards! #BEARDi2016

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The Crash Test Brummies are stoked to introduce their smashing new Heads of Officials!

Stepping in as co-Head Referees we have MINX and ROISIN RULETTE. Two graduates of Ref School, they have gone from strength to strength in 2016 and we are honoured to have them leading our skating officials.

Taking up the position of Head NSO is seasoned grey-wearer STORMBORN, from our sister-league Central City Rollergirls.

Please join us in welcoming them to the Brummies team!
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Happy birthday to Rex Tangle! He's been focusing on coaching these days but he's still a Brummie through and through! Birthday bashes from all at CTB Rex!

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Today we have a special Dame to have their mug plastered across the internet and take their place on the BBD Birthday Wall of Fame. He's been the A Team Coach since the dawn of time. He's the glue that holds the team together, and he's partial to drawing dinosaurs when he's in meetings. Today we say Happy Birthday to none other than Rex Tangle and as he is prone to cracking a rubbish joke, here's a truly awful one just for him: Q; Where do pirates like to live in Birmingham??? A: Great Barrrrrrrrrrrr Have a cracking Birthday Dude!! xx

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Crash Test Brummies Intake Day!

July 17, 2016, 6:30pm - July 17, 2016, 3:30pm

Leasowes High School

Do you like a challenge, want to get involved in team sports and fancy a go at the UK's fastest growing full contact sport? The Crash Test Brummies, West Midlands' only men's roller derby league are hosting an intake day for anybody over 18 who wants to find out more about roller derby! Never set foot in a pair of skates? Don't own your own gear? No problem! Our dedicated coaches and mentors will provide you with everything you need to know and lend you the kit to get you started! Thinking about signing up? E-mail us at: recruitment@crashtestbrummies.co.uk to find out more details and to arrange your hire kit! First session is free!!

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We have had an amazing evening hosting a scrimmage with members of Team Ireland. I can tell you that they played the first half with just 5 skaters and the stamina alone that they showed was epic. We are super proud of Silverback and Dickie and we wish them and all of Team Ireland the best during the men's roller derby world cup. ...

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