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The West Midlands' first men's Roller Derby team

A band of Brummie brothers brought together in February 2012. All skatin', no hatin'!

Following our recent announcement of the awesome Doom's appointment as Captain, we can also share the great news of our new Vice Captain...A very popular member of the league, he's died so many times that we have lost count! He proudly wears number 16...most likely as it represents the century which he was born in! Ladies and Gentlemen we give you Yan 'Bad Daddy'...a true gent and one of the most colour coordinated individuals in the Crash Test Brummies 😁🤘 #No16 #YanTheMan #Brummies #CrashTestBrummies #CTB #8Not4 #Birmingham #Skating #Quads #SkateorDie #RollerDerby #UK #UKRollerDerby #LoveRollerDerby #LeopardPrint ...

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For those of you who haven't been following us on Instagram (I know I can't believe they haven't been either)

Men's Roller Derby wouldn't be the same without Barb Wired! One of Brummies Directors and Pre-Mins Coach. If you are brave enough to get through your time with Barb (Only Joking...Don't put me back in that cage) You'll have been supported, helped and shown the next steps towards becoming a Brummie. One of Derby's True Ambassadors...and fierce on track too 😁🤘 #LoveRollerDerby #CTB #CrashTestBrummies #RollerDerby #UK #UKRollerDerby #8Not4 #Coach #Brummies #Skating #Quads #SkateorDie #BarbWired #Ambassador #Not4Sale
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We recently shared some fantastic news on Instagram...If you didn't see it please get following us 🤣 @crashtestbrummies

Every Great team needs a Mighty Leader and we are delighted and honoured that the awesome Doom has been appointed as Captain of the Crash Test Brummies! Doom has fantastic skills both on and off the track and is looking forward to help mold the Brummies for the year ahead 😉🤘 #Leadership #Captain #Doom #LoveRollerDerby #CTB #CrashTestBrummies #RollerDerby #UK #UKRollerDerby #8Not4 #Birmingham #2017 #2018 #Jammer #No13
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Todays beta test brummies took to the track against north Wales rollerderby. What a game, 11 players, 5 of which were 1st timers. Main thing, everyone walked away smiling with valuable lessons learnt. Onto the next one for our new blood. ...

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Big thanks to NWRD for hosting todays game and also massive thanks to the refs and NSOs without which the game couldn't have gone ahead.

See you again next time chaps!
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Just over 24hrs until our betas travel to play north Wales rollerderby. For many, this will be their cherry popper. Unleash the new blood. ...

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When Urbs isn't on track he is still supporting other local derby teams! <3 ...

As we approach our final Brit Champs game of 2017, we wanted to have a HELLA BIG SHOUT OUT to our biggest supporter Andy Urban of Crash Test Brummies! Thanks for cheering us on all season buddy! He's our Siddy Scent Supporter of 2017 🏆 Want to join him cheering for us on 26th August? Buy your tickets here: blitzdames.bigcartel.com/product/brit-champs-general

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The Crash Test Brummies would like to congratulate New Wheeled Order on finishing 2nd in the first MRDA European Qualifiers, and thus securing their place at MRDA Champs, becoming only the 2nd ever UK league to do so! ...

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GUESTS PLEASE NOTE!!!

From Sunday 23rd July through to Sunday 26th August our training sessions will be from 3pm to 6pm.

Nothing else has changed we are still at Leasowes, we still have an open door policy, and each session will still be £5 per person. Thank you!
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Have you got what it takes to help make the Brummies the best they can possibly be? If yes read on!

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So tonight we had a fantastic scrim with guests from other teams. Along with experienced a-teamers we had our new intake of recently passed pre-mins. Big thank you to all the referees and nso's ...

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When you forget the CTB panties and get a fabulous loaner set. ...

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Have you got what it takes to help make the Brummies the best they can possibly be? If yes read on! ...

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Come, bash, go home! ...

Brummies Bash Up

July 16, 2017, 7:00pm

Crash Test Brummies are opening their doors on 16th July for a fun scrimmage open to anyone who is fully mins passed. £5 on the door, bring a black and white top and come play with us! Refs and NSOs all very welcome!! We have the hall from 7pm but the lovely Roller Revolution have a roller disco in the hall beforehand if you want to have for days 😀

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Thank you boots.... enjoy the cake ...

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Good luck brummies with your final game of the Brit champs this year. We've had an amazing 1st year in tier 1 and gained so much experience. Let's put all this on this on the track later and have our best game yet. Let's show them so brummies smash..... ...

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Meanwhile in a hot, soupy sportshall not too far away...

Ever skated so hard that your evil twin nearly escaped from the sweat dimension?
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So tonight was the last ever practice session taken by our dedicated and hardworking coach Boots who got us where we are today as after Saturday's game she is leaving Brummies after 4 years coaching to retire.

So, we wish her well and hope she uses all the free time wisely, she's always welcome to come and shout abuse at us at whenever the urge takes her 😀

We will miss you!

"Make a sad face everyone.....ok now make a stupid face"
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Crash Test Brummies are opening their doors on 16th July for a fun scrimmage open to anyone who is fully mins passed. £5 on the door, bring a black and white top and come play with us!

Refs and NSOs all very welcome!!

We have the hall from 7pm but the lovely Roller Revolution have a roller disco in the hall beforehand if you want to have for days 😀
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Brummies Bash Up

July 16, 2017, 7:00pm

Crash Test Brummies are opening their doors on 16th July for a fun scrimmage open to anyone who is fully mins passed. £5 on the door, bring a black and white top and come play with us! Refs and NSOs all very welcome!! We have the hall from 7pm but the lovely Roller Revolution have a roller disco in the hall beforehand if you want to have for days 😀

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Crash test brummies v New Wheeled Order ...

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